Linkara: I don't know, everyone, they, do something together. Linkara: Hey, you two, everyone loves crossovers and they all want you to do one together. And the more distance between us, the better.ĬS: Oh, come off it. lovely voice.ĬS: Look, if this is about what I think it's about. You're plenty pretentious, and bearded and dark-haired, and suited and you're known for having a very. Oan: Look, as flattered as I am that you're familiar enough with my work to hate it - Frankly, I don't want to be seen with you.ĬS: What the hell, am I not pretentious enough for you? ĬS: Also, you're a pussy for taking down that Sasha Grey video. Oan: While still fairly derivative of Tarkovsky, but still. It is a piece of such depth and humor that deserves none of your petty, baseless slander. Oan: Well, I guess I got carried away there.ĬS: I know that it's difficult film to read, but Gerry moved me to tears with its vision of two guys walking in a desert for ninety minutes. Oan: Um, yes, so I've inferred.ĬS: And I just have to say, how DARE you! How DARE you! How dare you threaten the good people of Serbia for making such a courageous political satire as A Serbian Film. You and I have something we need to talk about. Oan: "Chapter Five, Pre-Production: A Key to Your Future Therapy."ĬS: Listen, I'm going to have to call you back. Oan: "Chapter Four, Get Your Women Naked and other Valuable Casting Tips."ĬS: Listen, I can't act if I feel like I have somebody's pubes glued to my face. Cinema Snob: The hell do you mean my beard isn't thick enough? What? You want me to wear a prosthetic beard?